[meccaNES]

So there's this joke...which i think is hilarious because i'm demented like that.

What's the differnce between a dead baby and a rock? You can't [censored] a rock!!

Yeah yeah i know i know.

But it creates uncomforitable situatiosn and usually unwanted guests just leave me and others alone when told this joke in most social situations.

Friend and i are sitting in the mall eating some chik-fil-a.

Four uggos sit at a table across from us. They just walked out of "whores r us" and are trying to look attractive etc.

Unsuccessfully.

I encourage my friend to finish his nuggets faster because we need to leave...two uggos get up and sit at our table.

they say hi...blah blah...one admits to being a whore (wtf? oh wait this is texas...98% of the women you meet in texas are whores...oh well). She looks ok and i'm thinking "[censored] it?". The other is annoying and i decide to tell the joke.

me - "What's the differnce between a dead baby and a rock?"

before i can get to the punchline

whore - "I never pushed a rock out of my vagina?"

me - TOUCHE!!!!

and i get up and leave...