Re: the most inappropriate thing you\'ve ever said/heard
This thread reminded me of two specific occasions:
1. In high school a bunch of people are standing around talking in a circle and I walk up and join in. One of the people was this really hot girl that I had seen from afar but never talked to before. Well, almost immediately after I walk up she says something like "I..I...I... w-w-w-w-ouldn't mind getting some pizza" and my kneejerk response is "M-m-m-m-e n-n-n-n-either." Everyone looked at me like I had grown a third head. It was around that time that I realized that she actually had a real stuttering problem. I assumed at the time that she had just happened to stutter on that one sentence for some reason.
2. Three co-workers and I were playing NFL blitz (we had the stand-up arcade version at one of my old jobs) and one of them, after messing up a play, says "I don't know what's wrong with me today, I just can't concentrate" and before I could censor myself, I responded "Well, maybe you need to go to concentration camp". One of the co-workers was Jewish. Fortunately, after a brief pause, *all* of them laughed their asses off.
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