Re: the most inappropriate thing you\'ve ever said/heard
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I was at a cricket game and sitting on a grass bank which is pretty packed. I'm pretty smashed, kind of lying down/leaning back, and in my peripheral vision I see that the guy sitting to the right of me has one leg shaved, and one leg unshaved. So I turn to a friend and quietly say, "Hey look at that guy, he's got one leg shaved and not the other". My friend tells me to STFU, but curious, I turn and ask the guy why he has chosen to shave only one of his legs. At this point [this should be pretty obvious] I realise that his "shaven" leg is actually prosthetic... Luckily, he realised that I was a drunken idiot rather than a sober douchebag, so he laughed it off rather than taking his leg off and beating me to death with it.
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jeez man, how could u not realize this...??
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I dont know, and it haunts me to this day. I have very good eyesight too...
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