[fullhousedraw]

About 2 months ago, I'm shitfaced at a party. Girl that graduated from our school the previous year (I'm a senior in HS) is there. She has always been fat and used to have the biggest pair of [censored] I have ever seen until she had tit reduction about 2 years ago. Everyone in our school knows this. I had never talked to her before.

Anyway, I see her at this party, go up to her and ask, "Hey, aren't you the chick that got your [censored] done?" She was thrilled.

edit-tit is not censored but the plural form of it is. Weird.