[Duke]

<font color="gray">so we were hanging out, and i guess the windows were open because someone says "why is it so cold in here?". one of my stupider friends says "Because it keeps Mike's mom alive." Complete silence, most people left soon afterwards. He honestly didn't mean to be mean, I think it was just something terrible that popped into his head, and then even more terribly he said it out loud.
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That sounds like a legit answer, and I don't see why it would be offensive.

"Hey, man, why does your buddy have that oxygen tank connected to that hole in his neck?"

"Because he doesn't want to die."