[Pro in a Year]

Grade 12, first time ever playing in a poker game, 4-handed in my basement, dealer's choice. About an hour and five $10 buyins later, dealer calls no limit omaha hi/low and explains the rules. I river A-5 diamonds for the best high and low, lead for most of my stack, and get raised 'allin' ... but I have an unbeatable hand so I run upstairs to grab another $20 from my kid brother, but he won't lend it to me. So I borrow/steal a twenty from my dad's wallet, run back downstairs, reraise and he calls. Ship it.