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Old 09-18-2006, 11:39 AM
ScottieK ScottieK is offline
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Default Re: Best Quick Joke you know

Q: What do you call a thousand black guys buried up to their necks?

A: Afro-turf.

Henny Youngman: Take my wife, please. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way home.

Frank Sinatra: I was so skinny as a kid, my eyes were single file. Between that and my belly button, my old man thought I was a clarinet.

ScottieK