Re: Best Quick Joke you know
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy, I would have had nothing to play with.
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
-rip rodney dangerfield
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