Re: Help Me Understand
Short, probably inaccurate history of the States and Canada.
United States
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Hi, we're a bunch of self-absorbed pricks that don't [censored] care about anything but ourselves, and our futures. So [censored] you Britain, and [censored] all you loyalist sons of bitches, we are gonna kill everyone that doesn't care only for themselves and make the greatest nation ever on this brand spanking new continent.
Canada
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Wow, those crazy revolutionaries are [censored] crazy. Hey Britain, since we are over here now and fighting these crazy [censored], can we have our own country some day, maybe put the Queen's picture on our money or something? We'll make some good beer, mind our own business and breed some hot strippers? Please? Please?
Britain: Fine, you whiny bastards.
In conclusion, Americans don't even care about their own country let alone any other country. They only care about themselves and their families. There is nothing wrong with that, but it's [censored] impossible to get any respect from up here.
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