Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.
Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Step 2: Suppress any morals you might have
Step 3: Cheat on your girlfriend with all the hot chicks that now want you.
In my experience, it's always seemed like more girls have been after me when I'm already involved with somebody else *shrug*
I'm guessing this has something to do with point #1, because when there's no pressure to be looking for a girl I imagine you naturally come across as more confident.
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