Re: How many 5 year-olds.....
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ok-
assuming an average sized high scholl gymnasium-
i think i could take 70-80 if i have a week or two to get ready.
I start in the middle of the room- when the whistle blows (or whatever) i lower my shoulder and sprint in any direction- bowling over five or six kids. i cut hard to either the right or the left knocking over a few more, cut again, a couple more. this should scatter most of the kids as i keep this up and then i grab one shrieking little sh*t by the ankles and use him as a weapon if any amount of them has formed a group i toss him directly into their center. i do this any time i see a clump of them organizing. Other wise i stick to the charge at them philosophy, pausing for breath and punch and kick whoever is closest. I think i could def take 70.
[/ QUOTE ]I think you're overestimating how well a thrown kid will disperse a crowd, and underestimating both their regrouping speed, and their ability to avoid your shoulder. Unless you're sonic the hedgehog. 5-year olds tend to be on the short side.
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