[MrWookie]

Is our love mutual?

I'm not sure. How much do you love me?

1. describe, in detail, the level of my awesome-ness.

I'd describe you as, eh, somewhat awesome. You're obviously a good poker player, and you have a pretty good sense of humor. However, your obsession with your awesomeness is working against you, even if it is part of a sarcastic sense of humor. People who are coolly confident in their awesomeness are inherently more awesome. Also, while I can sertainly be accused of being a pot, here, I think that your drinking is pretty thoroughly in excess, even if you were only getting blasted when you came on to tell us about it. People who are more awesome know how to throw them back and have a good time, but it's certainly not the extent of their fun.

2. describe, in detail, your first sexual encounter. (i realize that you've probably never gotten past 2nd, but i'd like something more than kissing the girl on the playground in kindergarten.)

I'm actually an old-fashioned (antiquated?) guy in this regard. I'm of the ol' wait for marriage variety. My abstinence is not for a lack of women trying, however. Between the drunk girl I helped back to my suite to crash on my couch before she crawled into my bed naked or the girl who wanted to suck me off in the bathroom of my friend's house in Waterloo (not JaxUp) and an unspecified number of others, this is just my personal decision.

3. what, would you say, is your regular limit game on the internet?

5/10 6 max. I'm going to take a stab at 10/20 shortly.

4. evaluate the statement: "whiskey works better than beer."

At getting you drunker faster? Sure. At accompanying a meal? No way.

5. how do you feel about the fact that i will never step into a science building during all of my undergraduate and post-graduate education?

Disgusted. You definitely drop another notch or two on the awesomeness scale.

6. reconcile your faith with your education.

There's not really anything to reconcile. Unless you're one of the crazies, you can see that the creation stories are vague metaphors, and the message about God's love and power in the world are not in the details of 7 days or taking a rib out of Adam. Could God have set off a Big Bang and set up a beautiful system of quantum mechanics and electromagnetism? Absolutely. Note that this is different from trying to tell you that because of the beautiful systems of quantum mechanics and electromagnetism, there must be a God.