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I grew up in a small Volga German community where the per capita alchohol consumption was the one of the highest in the US. The amount of liquor stores and bars is still massive for a small town. Every year they closed the college for Oktoberfest. The mayor tapped the keg to begin the festivities. Damn those old Germans loved to drink, polka dance, and throw horseshoes. Sadly, there aren't too many around anymore, though it is still a very heavy drinking area and they still have the fest.