[El Diablo]

Nick,

I am assuming you are the 26yo guy who played for USC. Please verify that is correct.

Did you ever regularly play a singles spot higher than 4 at USC? When was the last professional tennis match you played?

I would like to play you for 5k, but I'd need a significant handicap. I'm going to get a handful of matches in over the next few weeks with players a little better than my regular opponents to figure out what would be reasonable.

I am also going to try and find a baseball pitcher and try out the other thing you proposed. It sure seems impossible for you to win against a decent player, but since you threw it out, something is obviously fishy.