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WTF I HAVE 8 PAIRS OF CEDAR SHOE TREES
IN THE BACK OF MY CLOSET

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I have never, in my life, owned 8 pairs of shoes at once.

Current rundown:

everyday tennis shoes (I wear these to work)
old, dirty tennis shoes (wear these to play sports)
black dress shoes
brown dress shoes
sandals

Before the fire, I had my army boots, which were the greatest workboots I ever owned. Even counting TWO pair of army boots, I don't approach owning 8 pairs of shoes.

Only women own 8 pairs of shoes or more.

Another gay El D thread.