[Rushmore]

First of all, yes, this is the best poker on television, and it's not even close. The only way to make it the Undisputed World Champeen is to make it a mixed a game. I don't think I'd ever leave the house.

Second, A.J. Benza needs to go do something else. ANYTHING else.

Third, don't say anything bad about Gabe Kaplan. He is as knowledgeable and personable as any poker commentator out there. If you say anything bad about him, you will be forced to watch old WSOP episodes from back in the senior Van Patten days, Clockwork Orange Style.

Lastly, if you play poker and cannot afford DVR, you deserve to suffer through the commercials.

Call it the rake.