[Blarg]

Guess I'm getting mixed up. I wasn't a big fan of those movies. I was picturing the archer dude, whoever kissed who I dunno or care, that was just a riff.

The archer dude was not exactly the height of masculinity. I don't hold it against him, but that's the case. I'm pretty sure his name was Legolas, but if I'm wrong, that's fine.

Frodo schmodo. I never mentioned him and know who he is. Frodo went on to become a soccer hooligan so he's all right in my book.

Viggo was macho enough.

Also the dwarf was macho.

Frodo's friend was fat enough that he didn't have to be macho.