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I broke down a door once. Kicked it right next to the knob like you see on TV. Broke the frame, the knob was fine.

There was one time at school that the pizza man broke the art room windows. That was amusing.

The art room had these big windows maybe ten feet high by five or six wide. There was a little slope down from the main entrance to the windows.

One time I order a pizza and while I'm handing the guy the money he turns and runs outside and there's a huge crash. The guy had left the car running and forgotten to put the parking brake on and the car had rolled down the slope into the art room.

I was amused.

I am also amused by the fact that some very smart people worked very hard to create computers and the internet so numbnutzes like the OP could make a fool of himself.