[pmdvert18]

A 4th grade boy came home from school one day and told his mom he had sex with his teacher. His mother was upset and sent him to his room and told him they would discuss this when his father got home from work. When his dad got home, mom told dad what his son had done at school that day. Dad immediately gave his son a high five and told him that he would buy him a new bike to welcome him into manhood. They proceeded to the bike store where the boy bought a shiny new bike. As they were leaving, dad asked his son if he would like to ride his bike home since they lived only a few minutes away. The boy replied, "No dad, my ass still hurts"