Re: Anybody think Jerry Seinfeld is overrated?
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Jerry Seinfeld is responsible for all the wars of the world.
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Jerry: Oh, wait a second, I believe we have a heckler ladies and gentlemen. Hey Mel, I don't know what your problem is. It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.
Mel: It's off the wagon.
Jerry: In the old days how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?
Mel: I don't know.
Jerry: On the wagon. Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way?
Mel: You can't drink on a wagon it would be too bumpy.
Jerry: They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?
Mel: What the hell do you know about wagons?
Jerry: I know enough not to get on them.
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