[suzzer99]

The girl I went to prom with stalked me for a while. If I ever wanted to say anything to her, I'd just go out on my front porch and she'd drive by within 10 minutes or so. One night someone put a bunch of giant crawdads in my car while I was at a friends party. Naturally it was summer and me and my buddy driving home were both in flip flops. My buddy felt something crawling on his foot and started freaking out. We threw a bunch of them out, but they kept coming out from under the seat and everywhere. Creepy ride home.

I never proved it was her, but I'm pretty sure. She was a little spooky. Thank God I never went past 2nd with her. I might not be here.