[zombies kill]

since you cant trade your fpps on pokerstars straight for cash, i asked if i could request cash through the concierge service. i was hoping they would accommodate since im a supernova. their reply:


Hello -
Thanks for your email expressing interest in receiving cash for your FPPs.
We sincerely appreciate your loyalty, however, cash for FPPs is in
violation of our policy.

For those who reside in the USA like yourself, we can trade FPPs for gold, which might interest you; as the coversion from gold to cash is easy.


Please contact me at your earliest convenience, so I can assist with this
or any other options.

Best Regards,
Rich Korbin
PokerStars VIP Club
303.931.1838


im gonna request that the gold be delivered in a big brown sack with a $ sign on it and an eyepatch to go with it.