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Old 09-29-2005, 10:20 PM
STLantny STLantny is offline
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Default Re: Best Quick Joke you know

Why does a woman wear white on her wedding?

The dress matches the stove and refrigerator.


Why dont women need watches

there is a clock on the stove



How many women does it take to change a lightbulb in the basement?

None, they shouldnt be leaving the kitchen in the first place.