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Old 09-29-2005, 09:08 PM
chezlaw chezlaw is offline
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Default Re: Best Quick Joke you know

How many naked virgin does it take to change a light bulb?
<font color="white"> How many you got? </font>

What sits in the corner and screams?
<font color="white"> A peeled baby in a bucket of salt water</font>

There are no women in earshot of a group of men talking in a forest. Are they still wrong?