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Q: Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?
A: <font color="white">So she could moan with the other. </font>
Q: What do you say to a black man wearing a suit?
A: <font color="white">Will the defendant please rise... </font>
Q: How do you get a girl with two black eyes to do something you want her to do?
A: <font color="white">Dunno...already tried to tell her twice. </font>
Q: Why did the blonde take birth control pills?
A: <font color="white">So she'd know what day it was. </font>
Q: Do you know why she stopped taking them?
A: <font color="white">They kept falling out. </font>
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: <font color="white">(in typical whiny tone) Forget it, I'll sit in the dark... </font>
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: <font color="white">Their personalities. </font>
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