[Dan Bitel]

Conversation me and my mates had with 2 girls in a night club on wed night. I thought the last line was pure awesome:

So the 4 of us were just standing around drinking our vodkas when 2 blonde girls come up to us and 1 taps me on my back:

Girl 1 (to me): <font color="red"> How old are you? </font>

Me: <font color="blue"> 21 </font>

Gir 1 (to 1 of my friends): <font color="red"> How old are you? </font>

My friend: <font color="blue"> How old do you think I am? </font>

Girl 2: <font color="red"> 17 </font>

We all laugh pretty hard at this (we're all 21) b/c we always take the piss out of how young he looks

Same friend: <font color="blue"> How old are you </font>

Girls: <font color="red"> 25 </font>

Him: <font color="blue"> No, really? </font>

Girls: <font color="red"> yeah </font>

And now the good bit:

My other friend: <font color="blue"> You look really good for your age, do you moisturise? </font>

Girl 1: <font color="red"> Nearly </font>