[Richard Tanner]

Also in that theme.
Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a nine year old?
A: Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

OR

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a nine year old girl?
A: Nothing, not a GOD DAMN thing!!!

OR

Q: Why have sex with a nine year old girl in the shower?
A: Slick her hair back and from behind it's like a nine year old boy.

All for now, I think I hear sirens in the distance, I'll post more after I post bail.

Cody