There was a blonde driving out in the country in her car and as she looked out the side window she saw another blonde sitting in a rowboat in the middle of wheat field and rowing away. She stopped the car and stood by the side of the road watching the other blonde rowing away. When her curiousity got the best of her, she yelled out, "What are you doing?"

The blonde in the rowboat yelled back, "They told me there was a sea of wheat out here and I'm trying to get across it."

The blonde on the road yelled back at her, "Sea of wheat is just an expression, you idiot! Its blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name. How can you be so dumb?"

At that, the blonde in the rowboat gave her the finger.

"O-o-o-o-oh!" yelled the blonde on the road, "If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"