[JJGD83]

A Russian guy and a Czecheslovakian guy go to a zoo and are walking by a gorilla cage. There's a mother gorilla, a father gorilla and a baby gorilla. The Czecheslovakian says "Hey..watch this" and starts dangling a banana over the fence taunting the baby. The Russian guy goes "You better knock it off, you're gonna get the parents angry." Just as he says this, the father gorilla jumps on the fence, grabs the Czecheslovakian guys arm, pulls him over and eats him whole. The Russian guy shakes his head, "Idiot.." and calmly walks away. The frantic zookeeper runs up to him. "OH MY GOD!! WHAT HAPPENED?? WHAT HAPPENED!!!??". The Russian guy looks at him and goes "Will you relax....the Czech's in the male."