Re: Letter to my parents (LONG)
Thats a nice letter but I would change it to this:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Thanks for feeding me and taking care of me all this years, but it has recently come to my attention that you may be "retarded nancy church people". If you cant allow me to play some game that I enjoy because of some irrational reason then I am afraid that you may be a douche. Please [censored] off immediately. Do not ever talk to me again.
P.S. me and my girlfriend have been having sex in your bed.
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