The funniest for me was when an online opponent fell into this one. It was 6h table with 4 players.

After I won three hands in row..last one with 33 against his missed AK... It went something like this..

Opp: Keep it up fish, you are the worst player I ever saw
Me: the very worst - in the world???
Opp: yes u fkr, the whole frigin planet
Me: That's almost mathematically impossible ....
Opp: WTF
Me: See, you are the worst player I ever saw, and what are the odds that the two worst players in the world could be at the same table at the same time?
Opp: FU