[Anacardo]

I don't like threats. I don't like people trying to bully me, and I don't like people presuming that giving me static is a good way to get me to do anything. It's not. You know, both of YOU can feel free to put ME on ignore, and your problem is solved. Or you can just hightail it out of OOT, as is consistent with the whims of our Tyrant-King, and we will ALSO not have a problem. I, for my part, believe it is well within my rights to announce to whoever I wish that your husband is attempting to coerce me with threats, or else make light of the situation as I see fit.
It's ridiculous, and it deserves to be made fun of.

You know what would DEFINITELY make this go away? A simple exchange of apologies. You apologize for painting me as the bad guy I never was. Utah can apologize to me for making threats and to the forum at large for acting like a buffoon. And I'll apologize for taking shots at the hubby. Hell, I'll even apologize for whatever I did to make you uncomfortable / embarassed in the Mrs. Utah thread, though I maintain that I did nothing wrong, and indeed in large part was helping you out. We'll all hug it out and you and the Utester can enjoy the rest of your bucolic lives in some section of the forum other than this one, may our Dark Pinheaded Master be offered up the souls of virgins as sacrifices. That'd be just fine. I'm big enough to say "I'm sorry" if you are. But what's not gonna fly is this chest-thumping strongarm [censored]. My only response to that is for you to both kiss my ass.