[L_Dude]

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Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender walks up to him and says, "Would you care for a drink?"

Descartes replied, "I think not." and disappears.

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OK, now the funny thing about this joke is that when I was in high school, someone I knew came up to me in the hall and said "I don't get this joke, can you explain it to me?"

Here's the way he told it to me:

Some guy walks into a McDonald's and orders a burger, the girl behind the counter asks "Would you like fries with that?" and he says no and disappears.

I laughed much harder at the translation than I did the joke.