[Cockney Wankah]

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Im such a mutt that when people ask me where Im from, I just grab ahold of an accent and run with it... I can do everything white, Im part mexican so I got that, pretty much whatever.

I kinda wish it was cleaner, my heritage, I'd like to have more than a 200 year history, but it's all good:

German, Dutch, Native American, Mexican, and pacific islander.

bleh.

Im goin wiv cockney now mate... la'as!

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Yah, la'as me auld China. Be lucky.

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I'll see you that, and raise you:

Wot say we pop round the Jack?
I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots.

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Oi! Shuuut it, you slaaaaag. We doan [censored]' tawk like lat, right! Lat's a media stereotype of a specifik urban group that doan' aktually exist, right, lat's wot lat is. Do me a tortoise! An I love Lundun tahn!