[rwanger]

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I was watching football with my ex.

Her: What does that yellow line mean?
Me: Thats where the first down is located.
Her: So how do they keep moving it on the field?

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I know this is the wrong place to mention it because I never dated John Madden, but he did once try to convice the listeners at home that the players can see the yellow line. He was immediately corrected, but he kept fighting for his cause, playing it off like he meant it figuratively...