[DJ Sensei]

I think the fishes are telling their fish friends about me. Heres how I think it goes down:

"So theres this dude called 'dockslapped' who's terrible and always spewing. and he does stupid things like call a pot sized bet on the flop with a gutshot AND HITS IT and of course I go all in with aces because theyre aces, you know? and he's always getting better cards too, like when i raise with QQ and a few players call, then he (of course) gets aces or kings and makes a big reraise... I'm not giving him my stack THAT easily. Oh, and don't get me started on him ALWAYS calling my raises with stupid hands like 76s or 33. Uhhh, moron, I raised, I obviously have a better hand than THAT. And of course he always flops three of a kind or a straight or something... I'm gonna get that dockslapped son of a bitch one of these days, if it takes all the money i've got. and you should try and get him too."

So, fish come to me. At least thats how i figure it works.