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Ex Girlfriend...

Me: We're going to Vegas this weekend...what are you gonna do while I play poker?
Her: Roulette, I read that board b/c it helps me
Me: Really? If the ball lands on black 99 times in a row, what are the chances its gonna land on black the 100th time?
Her: 99%?

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probably more like 100%. what f'n roulette board lands black 99 times in a row?

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if your roulette wheel never lands on black 99 times in a row, it's not truly random.

p.s. to make this post worthwhile.

after i made her do her own damn russian homework, since we were both russian. she threw a fit, but still did it.

gf : if you think i learned anything by doing it myself, you are wrong.

me : WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I AM NOT DOING YOUR WORK THAT SHOULD BE BUTT EASY!!! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HOUSE!

gf : i am sorry. how about a [censored]?