Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
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Smelly,
How do you know if one dies?
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It goes like this: You are 7 years old and the hermit crab is your first personal pet. One day when it is walking across your hand one of its legs falls off. You cry. Lots. Your Dad assures you that this is perfectly natural and the crab will probably be fine and eventually you accept this. Then the next day two more of its legs fall off and you don't want to go anywhere near its cage.
Then all the rest of its legs fall off.
And thats how you know.
Not that I have ever had a hermit crab or anything.
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