[Darth Poker]

"If I really wanted to be nasty, I'd put in a real lawfirm and phone number, but I'd prefer to avoid the inevitable lawsuit."

easy fix to this one...just put in the customer service number of philip morris, or some other tobacco giant.

edit: obviously, we would just use the phone number from said tobacco giant - lawyer sounding names would have to be made up to make the firm sound real.