[rwanger]

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if its gonna be a made up fact shouldnt it help us in some way

"regular male poker players on average can last 29% longer having sex than the average male"

this benefits us in
1 - more donkeys who start to play poker cuz they wanna be a stud
2 - more girls wanna bang us


could even justify the "stat" by making up reasons
eg - its due to there ability to focus on multiple things for long periods of time

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This could go somewhere.

It could even be something like "In a study of 1053 regular poker players, penis size was found to have a strong correlation to success at the tables. John Sheffield, who designed the study, suggested that well endowed males tend to have higher confidence levels, a crucial component to winning, especially in games like no limit hold em."