[ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]

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i'm 26 and i live in vancouver, canada, although i spend more time outside of canada than i do in it. i'm a british citizen but apart from the first three years of my life, some summers and a year in my early 20s, i don't live there. i was almost deported from canada earlier this year. i once left malaysia before they deported me, i'm unsure what my current status there is. i lived in a diplomatic compound in riyadh for the worst seven months of my life.

i sorta proposed recently to a pinay in san francisco, but she is living with another guy and i'm dating one girl from argentina and one girl from korea and probably this ridiculously sweet and cute mehicana in the very near future. it's kind of a [censored] up situation. don't ask.

i don't really have a job or a career. when people ask me what i do i lie outrageously. i've been telling people i'm a recruiter for a right wing think tank lately. i have a degree in comp sci from ubc, i was only a programmer for about two months before i realized it was destroying my soul. so then i got into advertising, banking and sales before i realized those two were destroying my soul. i worked for a while painting for film productions, but the hours are long and crappy and the work is inconsistent. right now i'm enjoying depleting my investments and my savings before i go back to school to learn to teach, probably.

i swim a lot, and love to sail but don't do it nearly enough. i like books, but not fiction so much. i watch lost, big love and the sopranos whenever they're on, and law and order six times a day. top gear on bbc is my favorite show though.

i play some poker, but only so i can buy expensive clothes. i should have been born italian instead of irish.

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did anyone else draw the same conclusion? lol

if this was meant as a subtle joke... awesome
if this is true and coincidental... awesome