Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
This is probably the hardest I've laughed in a while. Let's see if I can summarize:
Two dudes who can't swim decide to go swimming.
One of them jumps the fence 4 times as his friend drowns.
Roommate hears the thrashing around and fence jumping, takes off all her clothes and runs naked down to the pool.
She has asthma so she calls her roommate who can swim, doesn't have asthma, and is heavier than the drowning guy.
Too late, the guy is dead.
The roommate is a virgin but has a voyfriend and is a lesbian. She only takes off her clothes when she's in the bathroom, or trying to save a drowning guy.
The guy who drowned is still dead, because dead people die (and pee and poop).
OP lives in Lafayette because if he lived in Baton Rouge, he wouldn't have heard any of this.
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