[Anacardo]

There's a patch of skin high on my back with no pigmentation, that doesn't tan or anything. I think of it as somehow scorpion-looking, though it doesn't look anything like a scorpion.

My dick's kinda weird.

I have the Celtic body - huge head, broad shoulders, deep chest, stubby limbs.

My arms don't completely straighten - I'm pretty sure this is the result of improper weightlifting, rather than freakishness.

Question for LF Slim: Are you a warlock?