[Los Feliz Slim]

I have a bifid uvula. That means that the thing that hangs down in the back of my mouth is forked. Dentists freak over it.

Also, I have a large birthmark on my right cheek that looks like a scar, except it's indented whereas a scar would be raised.

I also have extra bones in my ankles.

And I don't have wisdom teeth or my bottom back right molar.

I have some genetic issues.