[Mercantides]

You should spend less time trying to prove you're right and more time telling them how stupid they are.

Here's a better way to handle this conversation:

[ QUOTE ]


ass1: did you plant those seeds over there?

me: yeah but I didn't put topsoil over them so I'm afraid the bugs will eat them

ass2: bugs don't eat seeds [censored]

me: yes they do, how stupid are you?

ass2: no they dont

me: yes they do, you fu*&ing moron



[/ QUOTE ]

End of conversation.

You want to antagonize them, rather than have them antagonize you. Don't try and introduce facts because you'll give them more ammunition.

Also, all of the fat animals on the planet eat plants, not meat. Cows, hippos, elephants, etc.