[illeagle]

First of all, while you're owning these idiots, you need to throw some disrespect right back at them. You know, point and laugh at them, insult their education background, say "You voted for Bush didn't you?" Stuff like that.

Also, consider buying a big piece of posterboard, stapling it to the livingroom wall and writing at the top in big bold letters, "stupid [censored] Billy and Tommy believe". When they start making stupid claims, enjoy another good laugh as you document their stupidity on the poster.