Re: Do I need a makeover?
1) thrash your house
Check. Four cats and two human slobs can make a tiny apartment look bad pretty quickly.
2) Make sure you leave some weird underwear on the floor so Carson can make his "icky" face.
That's easy. Ed already does that.
5) grow a unibrow to give Kyan or whatever his name is something to do
Kyan I think. He's the hot one. Ed can grow a unibrow in about 5 minutes [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
7) invent a reason you want to do all this
we're thinking maybe a book release party or a DVD release.
8) hide any really nice furniture you have
we don't have any. It's all hand-me-down mismatched stuff.
Thanks, this is good stuff.
I agree with you guys, though, that he doesn't need a makeover. I think he looks great. The problem, though, is that his image doesn't convey his success. You know? People outside of the poker world meet him and think he's just some guy. They don't even believe he wrote his books until they see his picture on the back. They look at him and think he's a college student who shops at Target, not a pro poker player who's got his act together.
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