Re: Do I need a makeover?
The following advice should help if you get far enough for them to scout you, Ed:
1) thrash your house
2) don't do laundry for three weeks before they get there. Make sure you leave some weird underwear on the floor of your closet or bedroom so Carson can make his "icky" face.
3) get rid of any nice clothes you have til they are gone
4) forget any bit of culinary knowledge you might have
5) grow a unibrow to give Kyan or whatever his name is something to do
6) don't get a haircut a month before they get there.
7) invent a reason you want to do all this.
8) hide any really nice furniture you have.
There are tons more, but this is a good start.
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