[Zetack]

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This is an extremely important theory that I believe is worth exploring more deeply.


The bird-watchers amongst us may wish to chime-in with their thoughts.


I'm not exactly the manliest of men.
I hate pro-wrestling...but dig many artsy, foreign-flims.


Also - fwiw, I don't even drink beer because just half-a-can makes me really sleepy (I can drink other alcohol without getting sleepy for some reason).

And I have a cute, little cat who sits in my lap and purrs and I have been known to make really ridiculous voices when saying, "you're the cutest little kitty. yes you are. yes you are."



To date, I have yet to have a gigantic beer-can fall on top of me (nor have I had any near-misses where I needed to successfully dodge any gigantic beer cans falling from the sky)

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Ok, Bob, clearly it must be the fact that all five of these guys are secret pansies that attracts the Giant Beer Can of Doom (what Zeus ran out of thunderbolts?). The schooling effect brings the attention of the Can Hurler, who then waits for one of the group to step our of line then...Bam! Frothy Beer!

On a side note. That's a hell of a lot beer. I wonder if I could get a group of the right type of guys together and wait for lightening...um...Can-age to strike. I'd be set for months...

On another side note, does anybody know if its the same group of guys in the Chris Ferguson MBL ads?

--Zetack