Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
So Heisenburg and Shroedinger are driving in a car, they hit a "bump" and Heisenburg says to Shroedinger: "My goodness, you just hit a cat". Shroedinger says: "Are you sure?" Heisenburg says: "I cant be certain"
Which dissovles faster in water a bear at the equator or a bear up north?
A bear up north because it is polar.
A mathamatician is doing an IQ test.
Question 1: "Given an empty pot a faucet and a stove, how do you produce boiling water?"
Answer: "Fill the pot with water, put it on the stove"
Question 2: "Given a pot full of water this time, how do you get the water to boil?"
Answer: "Throw the water away. You are reduced to Problem 1"
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